always so embarassing when u have the most emotionally explosive night ever & are convinced ur just turning into the joker And then the next day ur period starts. Like nvm
“Try our ai-powered-” and I’ve stopped reading. You’ve instantly lost me. I don’t trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I’d rather deal with something that’s squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won’t try to sell my data.
ITWVtwt on Talamasca: Daniel Molloy has made two off-color jokes and this makes him the most despicable vampire in the Immortal Universe, in this essay I will IWTV Tumblr on Talamasca: Danny boy you old bastard, I’ve missed your dickishness like a man in the desert misses rain, put ‘er there you beautiful sonuvabitch
I’m delighted that this has 1000+ notes and very little pushback because to be perfectly honest, when I saw how intense it was getting on Twitter, I sincerely thought I would, at best lose followers or just get a bunch of angry anon messages lol
that part in tupohf where david says “fucking help me!” and i thought all this time he runs away from his dad but it’s so much worse . he runs TO harold and hugs him and harold pushes him to the ground . okay
some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive